Take this Jon Stewart

I am an avid fan of Jon Stewart and The Daily Show (the KKK interns were priceless last week) and I even agree with him more than I would like to admit, but I can't pass up the opportunity to trash the Democratic party.

2008 Democratic National Convention
Schedule of Events
7:00 pm ~ OPENING FLAG BURNING
7:15 pm ~ PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U. N.
7:20 pm ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
7:25 pm ~ NON RELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP -Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm ~ CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING -Darryl Hannah
7:55 pm ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
8:00 pm ~ HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET-Al Gore
8:15 pm ~ GAY WEDDING PLANNING -Rosie O'Donnell
8:35 pm ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
8:40 pm ~ OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS -John Kerry
9.00 pm ~ MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS -Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon10:00 pm ~ "ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE" -Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
11:05 pm ~ COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND -Barbara Streisand
11:15 pm ~ FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY -Sean Penn
11:30 pm ~ OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS -William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
11:50 pm ~ HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS -Howard Dean
12:15 am ~ "TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD" -Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore12:25 am ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
12:30 am ~ SATELLITE ADDRESS -Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am ~ NOMINATION OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON -Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
1:05 am ~ CORONATION OF HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
1:30 am ~TED KENNEDY PROPOSES A TOAST
1:35 am ~ BILL CLINTON ASKS TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE HILLARY HOME